20 Funny New Year Resolution Ideas & Quotes for 2016

New year resolutions are the best. Research say that top 3 resolutions for any person are Losing weight, joining gym & quitting smoke. Needless to say that resolution jokes will have base as the same. Funny New year wishes and resolutions or you can say New year resolution jokes

Funny New Year Resolutions

I won’t make same silly excuses to my boss for leave. I will find new ones.


I will stop playing games secretly at the office.


An easy new Year resolution from me- I will gain weight & won’t join gym.


I will strengthen all my passwords from hello & password


On New Year’s Day, I will remember last year like it was yesterday.


May your all troubles last as long as your resolutions


 Why do people celebrate New Year’s day? If you life was sucking last year, its gonna suck tomorrow as well.


Let’s keep this New Year resolution wide: 1080P this time. 😛


Many of us look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits & we name is a resolution.


 I will do less laundry & will use more deodorant.


I will regularly wash my underwear.


I will merge all passwords to one, i am tired of forgetting them again and again


I will follow my resolutions more than a week.


I will stop using facebook & will start facing my book.


I don’t need a new year resolution because a perfect man doesn’t needs a crap.


 I will spend less time on internet & mobile. No addiction to gadgets.


I will carry my resolutions for more than a month.


I will keep my room clean nowonwards


I will make a study plan 😀


I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, trying to implement it and moulding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.


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  1. RAMESHWAR SINGH December 28, 2014

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