Sardar Jokes on Holi-Top 5 Santa banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa was very upset after watching Rang De Basanti
Banta asked, what happened Sante?
Banta- BC rang de basanti mein Holi se related kuch tha hi nahi 😛


Holi ke din Santa aur Banta ko 2 bomb mile

Santa- Chal yar police ko de dete hain
Banta- But agar in me se koi beeche mein hi fat gaya to
Santa- Are yar, jhooth bol denge, bolenge ki ek hi bomb mila tha 😀


Holi mein vodka chadhane ke bad

Sardar 1- yar aise kab tak neend ka intezaar karenge?
Sardar 2- Isse accha to hum log so jate hain 😀


Santa to Banta on Holi
Sardar ji, kya baat hai aaj chicken bohot rasty bana hai, koi khas masala dala tha kya aaj holi pe?
Banta- O sardar ji, nahi murgi zara si jal gyi thi somaine burnol laga dia tha


On Holi
Sardar was abusing the banks inside an ATM cabin.
Guard asked- What happened?
Sardar- It is the 10th ATM showing the same error- “Insufficient funds”

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